sporked tongue

The sides of me: nice, evil and somewhere in between. ! NO n@ked pics found here!

Name: sporked tongue
Location: United States

Friday, April 28, 2006

gas pricing cry cry cry boo who

Welcome to the United States of America, for those who have been living under a rock . What short term memories Americans have. As a group of people we continue to re-elect politicians who might not be worthy cause hell memories were not refreshed at the right time of an election. SARS, anyone remember that? The U.S. knows a flu epidemic could come to the States. Prepared? Ready, sure if lucky to be in the 2 percent of the entire country, to get the medicine when needed.

People are shocked every quarter of Oil Company’s posting higher and higher profits then the quarter and years before. Shocked and dumbfounded at the sticker prices at the pump. A bunch of zombies we all are, going through the motions of living busy lives. Every year going into the summer the gas prices rise. Every year a traveling holiday the gas prices go up. This did not happen over night but over the course of years. Every holiday there will be commercials to buy a car, including tax return time. The Oil Company’s know more cars on the road, the manufactures know people will be off work on a Monday to c-o-m-e o-n i-n buy buy buy! I have been watching the pricing of crude oil on the market and I have analyzed that increase in gas and oil happens even if price per barrel is same month before, during and the next.

I find my friend gullible to the internet. Recently I received an email to join in the no gas purchase one day this year. Oh yeah, don’t forget to type your name in the list going to do the same and forward. Clueless! This doesn’t work, it’s been proven it doesn’t work. Typing names in a list in email means nothing, and is not a legal petition.

I do however have a better ideas. As a nation let’s bog down the postal service with post cards and letters. Two times a year it gets really bogged down, Christmas cards and Tax filling. If millions of Americans wrote and mailed demands for cars with gas alternatives, keeping the price of the autos down, to the manufactures this message will be clear. I am talking about the old fashioned way of writing a complaint letter and sending in the mail to a company forget the email.

Another idea as effective and could be combined is…massive protests. One day throughout the entire country people show up at dealerships …so many people in the lots can’t move. Signs and chants build cars with gas and oil alternatives. Protest at every major city across the U.S. Sending the message home what the consumers really want.

Understanding the Oil Company’s are in bed with the manufactures lets rip off those bed sheets and come together as a nation of brilliant minds and come up with a better solution. There is a reality show for you.

One year, to come up with a solution weaning the country off of gas and oil in the vehicles, win million dollars . If we can make a car now fly we can do this.

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

traps for rats

It is rather concerning when walking around a University Medical Campus to see rodent bait traps every 100 feet or so. Yikes! not even an attempt to hide from public view. Nope, right up against buildings a couple feet away from sidewalks. I am not comforted at all. My dad who actually is getting life saving treatments didn't see any of them. Who ever placed them, probably thought people would be too busy trying to get where they need to be, to notice. Fr-e-edom, to just put them out anywhere.
Freedom, which I thought at first I had, when creating a new blog. Come to think about it, it's more like the trap. Since, I have not and choose not to tell my family, spouse and close friends (non-bloggers) of this blog it is a trap. A trap full of poison, lying?
A good question indeed and I don't really know the answer too. Is it lying when the subject does not come up? Is it lying because I didn't volunteer the information? Is it really a trap that will come to bite me in the ass when I know some of the above mentioned don't really give a crap if I do or don't? Eventually truths come out, always do.
I think for now, I will stay with the illusion of freedom. That's my story and I am sticking to it.

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Interesting thing happened on the way to radiation

Sitting in the waiting area for radiology. A sea of IV stands and the jokes old men say about the rollers and the stands. One interesting thing came of it all. It didn't matter what it was, everyone shared their story with another person. From brain cancer to breast cancer to butt cancer even if it was returning everyone had the same comments. ( Get a group of people together "what are you in for?" )
Some conversations just can't help but to over hear cause they are right next to you. The underlining theme of it all, spoken by all.
Enjoy life!
The biggest mistake they made was being too busy with their lives and work. It took getting sick to slow down and just enjoy their lives. Funny, I didn't need to be told it, I have been preaching it, but I am guilty too. I did start saying the same words once I started having some health problems.

As you go about your business, remember slow down and just enjoy your life before your slapped with a health issues upside your head, doooh I was warned but was too busy to follow.

joz loves me yes she does


jozjozjoz loves me clap clap. (hands) Joz she loves me yes she does.
I got one of these today from her trip in Europe.Tomorrow I will provide the proof.

would you believe me if I told you...

I do actually have half a brain...ok I have a full brain..
and I do porn.
Amazing it's just not natural is it?
Am I joking? Wouldn't you like to know.
Damn sexual dreams, damn FCSuper's post .
Damn, where's the vibrator?


happy tuesday.

Sunday, April 23, 2006

it could be worse..nails, drugs and year of headaches

It could always be worse. Could have this guy's problems. Complain to his doctors for a year of headaches only having to admit a year before he was on drugs and shot himself in the head with several nails. Poor 33 year old man from Oregon with drug and mental problems. How the hell does he explain this one to his family and friends.
see I told you I was sick...

Saturday, April 22, 2006

live or memorex, smoke and mirrors, pranking gone too far or not far enough

Airforce One, graffitied ...one prank revealed. It reminds me of a bad eposide of Punked with Ashton Kusher. Now, if Air Force One disappeared Copperfield style then a story we have.
"I wanted to do something culturally significant, wanted to create a real pop-culture moment," said Marc Ecko of Marc Ecko Enterprises. "It's this completely irreverent, over-the-top thing that could really never happen: this five-dollar can of paint putting a pimple on this Goliath."
The pranksters were quoted as to why. This does have significance but not in pop culture but in the court of law. As technology and software is easier for the common person to master, photos in court can be challenged, was it photoshopped or not. This prank raises concerns not only can illisionists, and movie studios do a switch-a-roo anyone with a creative mind and some money can too. It will become harder and harder if not impossible to verify authenticity of any kind of medium.
It will be a harsh future in courts of law. When photos and video used to be solid proof it can no longer be as undisputed as once was. Just about anyone can make a movie now with their computers. Step backwards in court and evidence hundrends of years of progress haulted.

Next, we all will be asked to believe that levitation is not sadistic in nature . Believe ...believe everything, question nothing. Remember it was photo's that suggested wmd in Iraq, the country believed, not myself though.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Do you know me? Tell my parents on me! 1


Myspace teen trouble. Alyson *a.ka.* lil Gansta 14 Toledo Ohio..her family must be so proud! Ashley (single and looking) California. Tara dark 16 Staten Island New York, Only wants to talk to role players. leeandra 16 Freeport New York, miss Queen bee.
All these girls have one thing in common they link to each other in one way or another. Even if one puts down age 99 their friends are 14-16 and they invite blog parties in their posts. They put in surveys about themselves. leeandra I am scared for her, with QueenBee all over the page I could treat her like a princess and promise the world and do otherwise later. Miss role player dangerous game for a child. Single and looking my my it's not hard to figure out if all her friends are under 16 what age she is.

Sunday, April 16, 2006

my baby boomer parents units leaving a boom in my heart mind and soul

I am the child of baby boomer generation. I was born in the beginning years of generation x, my children were born into the generation y and my youngest after 2000 I don't know it's a new one.
I wonder what the hell is going on? More and more things are coming up about baby boomer generation. It isn't just my experiences but a curtain on the economy as well.

I think back to what is my teen's age is now, I remember my grandparents in good health, independent and sound mind, and leading active lives even though retirement. I see them now and they are not on medications, and they talk about some experiences back in war time. My in-law is the same age of my grandparents, she is not on medication.

I search my memories and never once did anyone ever tell me about the day early in my marriage would I have to look after a parent unit. When I was growing up all grandparents were living their lives. The only example I ever saw until I had to do it myself would be much older say the 70 year old child taking in the parent. In the very early days of internet dating when it was new and taboo, I did have to put a line in I didn't want to talk to any man still living at home. Back in the day when their was only a few dating sites, I was dumb founded by how many men 30 and older never left home. There is a difference between never leaving home and having to look after a parent.

What is the difference between the baby boomers and their parents? What are the parents of baby boomers doing or experienced to give them better lives then the offspring? Is there some secret to life not being shared? My personal situation and experience the parent of baby boomer or grandparents, are going through the typical dementia and broken bones and glocoma surgeries. Yet my parent units being the baby boomers have too take half a dozen medications a day for various alignments and facing cancer in one way or another. They try to say "I'm healthy" is that really healthy though I think not, especially when their parents take nothing.

For a few years now I have had to look after a parent unit. A situation my parent units didn't have to face in their lives yet. My parent units have married each a couple of times I have too many people to call step parent unit. As my own parent units grow older and with each alignment they face they become more bitter about life, yet their parents keep with the same attitudes and tones, even if they get details mixed up.

I know as history is, each generation has it a little better then the one before. Has the easier life and the convenience made a generation less healthy? We must deal with the aging of baby boomers and their health issues and retirement coming up. A curtain we all face instead of vertical blinds in which can adjust.

What is the generation y and beyond, going to face if health issues and social security issues continue in mass portions as it is now?

This is an interesting time in like never before. The grandchildren of baby boomers are seeing their futures through their parents. They are seeing either stick with family values family takes care of family no matter what or put em in a home. Either way, they are seeing they too maybe in the same situation. Parents like myself are faced with the examples of role model of looking after their parents. The grandchildren seeing and understanding the loosing of parent before they actually pass. The grandchildren come to realize no matter how old one gets still a child to a parent, no matter how much turmoil has occurred parents are always parents.

If you haven't had to look after your parent unit, yet think to yourself how would you deal with the day you do. What kind of person will you be, where will you draw your strength? I give only the following advice, be kind to your offspring one day they will be your care taker. The examples set maybe the exact ones implemented .
The most important thing, not to forget to give the spouse and or the kids the attention they deserve during the stressful moments of caring for a parent unit. One can only do so much in actions, mind and soul. Can not forget about the S.O.'s they need you too. It is very easy to get wrapped up in the tribulations of parent units to push away the S.O. but that S.O. will be the savior if keep them constantly in mind too.

s.o ....significant others.

Saturday, April 15, 2006

theories of a five year old

Well, I have been just informed of an interesting theory from my five year old little girl not in school yet. She believes Dr. Suess, mentioned boys names more often then girls in the series of books. In her mind he preferred boys over girls. She was going to teach him a bunch of girls names because he doesn't know about girls.
Ok then. I didn't have the heart to tell her she won't be meeting him.

silent birth and seminars Oh my

I am no fan of Tom Cruise and his antics to constantly be in the news or spotlight. Silent birth, my ass. How is this really news. Seminars to teach people what an expected mother needs and after.
Let me get this straight, there is going to be many many people present in the birthing room where ever it might be. They are the first couple to have a baby.
The only real reason anyone ever needs to convey quiet during labor is when the room will be filled to the rim of people. I actually haven't heard of this myself but they are celebrities with a lot of friends and family perhaps they want the intimate moment shared with everyone forget video tapping the experience thats so 90's.
Everyone knows its almost impossible for a mother going through labor not to speak. Actually I have gone through the process a couple times myself. I didn't have drugs but I will say at least once my doctor said don't scream. I will say that breathing techniques did help and grunting and groaning and the pure effort of pushing a 18 inch head through only 10 well can imagine tore every time or the doctor helped to tear. Stitches there are fun.
Everyone knows to pamper an expected mother. Everyone knows, hell that mother will need some extra help cause waking every two hours to feed baby tires a mom out.
But alas they are the first couple going through this. Therefor seminars and how to be quiet in the delivery room is an absolute must.

I know from experience that doctors and nurses kinda push aside the support people such as the spouse or say mother or whoever when its time .
If they want many people in the room more power to them. Personally I am glad it was a private thing.

Otherwise this is all a way to stay in the media. OH my peanut butter I am so sick of it.

Friday, April 14, 2006

dreams dreams sweet little dreams

I have been having some problems with dreams. Most recently involving my own tongue. The same type of thing I used to have involving my teeth now has transformed to my tongue. Both dreams have the same object causing problem, and both have the same situation. Interesting enough always around people and in conversations, obviously in distress or having issues and no one notices. Yet in my dreams itself my character has no pain. Wouldn't I know it? Every time after such a dream, someone tells me why are you speaking so oddly. I don't hear the change in my voice, tone or pronunciation but it lasts a long time in reality.

On the other hand I do have strange dreams. I do dream of holding a infant on my hip, and being encouraged to go inside a business. The child is not mine and everyone knows it even I know it, only the guardian or protector of the infant. Its a dream of participating in a charity nonprofit organization and the persons pointing out an old picture on the wall I resemble. Thinking the people are wacked, I rush out. Only to run into a female at the door startled, I know her but never met her before.
Then memories not my own rush into my head. I know everyone, I know where everything is in this place and what it is all about. Its a large building with many rooms and services for people. I am given a room to live, cause apparently I need a place to live but they didn't know it.
I never let down the infant and find out that this charity does dance performances for various organizations and functions as a fund raiser. Of course I know how to do it all.
Thats about it I woke up.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

honey were killing the kids

Honey were killing the kids. Its about time! Parents find out how they are effecting their offspring's future by not giving healthy living choices. I have blogged about it before. I believed then and believe now, its the parents responsibility and fault if a child is overweight and obese. It is not the fault of fast food nor vending machines in school. It is all on the parents. Nowhere ever has said its healthy to feed child fast food every night at right before they go to sleep. Dr. Spock never said shove food into child's mouth to stop a tantrum. Ahr-nold for years has been talking about kids and exercise, this notion started back in Reagan administration did it not?!
Its is not isolated to just American kids. This is a world wide epidemic. An epidemic giving diabetes and other health problem delivered in that plastic spork.

I think, this show is a wonderful idea, a wake up call to parents.
Give a child healthy options before they think or know differently makes a world of difference.
Children really do like the empowerment of learning to cook a meal.
Children just love it when parents are involved with their activities and emotional and mental states. When parents are active with their kids those kids are less likely to feed their emotions with food later in life. Dinner and the dinner table, one of the most important times of the day as a family!
A child should never eat alone, not dinner, not that snack; of candy, popsicle, even fruit.
A Family that eats and play together and really spends the quality time together will stay together later in life. When that child is an adult they may pick up the phone to talk to a family member or friend, instead of feeding their emotions. Through the experience and good choices that person knows their comfort is through communication and not food. They would remember the tantrums as a child were met with attention not a snack.

Yeah, every time I know an adult is angry and upset I offer food, it happens a-l-l the time.
No instead, there is jokes behind the persons back they need to be laid.

thats all

Sunday, April 09, 2006

I can write it yes I can


Via this and here...it's your turn.

Saturday, April 08, 2006

revenge as sweet as it gets

My best revenge to a revenge or wrong doing done on to me. OH MY Peanut Butter! it has to be the silent treatment, and I do hold grudges for long periods of time.

on another note: "I'm a vegetarian, harm no animal I believe"
OH really, Are you absolutely sure that soap and other beauty products you use isn't made of some animal fat? Maybe you should research the history a little...snicker.
Let the rain begin.

Friday, April 07, 2006

big numbers, any numbers... no whammies

It's all about the numbers that bring in the big money. I think Bruce Willis is a number freak. In short a brief look at his career and his love for numbers.
  • Ones, 1's :
  • Alpha Dog, Grand Champion, Breakfast of Champions, First deadly Sin
  • *
  • Two's and three's, 2 and 3:
  • Die Hard 2, Look who's talking 2
  • Film fest DVD Issue 3 - Torronto
  • *
  • Four thru Seven, 4, 5, 6, 7:
  • Four rooms, Die Hard 4.0
  • The Fifth element
  • Sixth Sense
  • Lucky number slevin
  • *
  • 8-10:
  • Inside the Actors Studio Episode #8.4
  • Whole nine yards
  • Whole ten yards
  • Aspel & Company Eposide 10.7
  • *
  • Eleven thru Sixteen 11-16:
  • Twleve monkeys
  • Oceans Twelve
  • SNL episode #15.1
  • 16 blocks
  • *
  • 20's and beyond
  • 25 toughest stars -rank
  • 2002 ABC world stunt awards
  • 44th annual Golden Globe Awards
  • 61st Annual Academy Awards
  • 70's show
  • Scene 71 Filmmakers workshop
  • Sinatra 75: The Best is yet to come
  • Retrosexual: the 80's
  • *
  • Last Boy scout, Last man standing

Thursday, April 06, 2006

I wanna be a myspace celebrity

I heard this song on the radio. The myspace song ...I wanna be a myspace celebrity...go there. listen, laugh , rock, dance do what ever you do .

space, myspace, the space, sucky space


My own teenage daughter must have missed the memo on myspace is a perve wasteland. Yikes! trouble big trouble in space. I made a profile for my own reasons filled with lies and half truths and some humor.

In a very short time, I started receiving requests from bands asking for acceptance as a friend. I thought to myself yeah, what-ever floats their boats, it didn't really matter. At first I accepted anyone and everyone who send a request. Little did I know how crazy it all gets.

I started getting bombarded with bulletins from one death rock, genre fan who kept making bulletins every 30 minutes all day. Rather annoying to have to go three pages deep to view my own child's bulletins. Go death and Satan stuff! - What-ever! I ended up removing the person as a friend. They would never know with 2 thousand friends how could they figure it out to cry about de-linking or de-friending later.
I started to get requests from underage boys. Then the emails and the bulletins came to make any parent just cringe. Just as scary was the underage girls listed as their friends on their profiles half naked pictures with statements like they party and drink.
One boy under 17 years old had pictures of himself with syringes and blood looking make-up on his face. He said he was a model, he would meet anyone who would help him in his career to be a model. He posted a portfolio of sorts made obviously with the mirror. Yikes! I removed him as a friend when he made a bulletin come to my profile to see me naked.
Another boy indicating he was under 18 years old was asking for mature woman to be his mistress. He would make bulletins asking for women to train him in the world of dom- submissiveness and him be a sex slave. He too I removed as a friend.

Rather disgusted with underage boys and their sexual desires I made a disclaimer that I wouldn't accept underage boys as friends. A couple of things came of it.
I noticed all of a sudden the boys that were already in my friend list not yet removed all of a sudden made themselves 2 years old to make it read 18. At the same time I was making this stand, a person in my friend list was making bulletins he would remove all underage girls from his list. We compared notes on the responses and the edits the children were making.

We both experienced under age children crying for the de-friending or editing of their profiles. He clearly stated in his profile and in bulletins his blogging is not intended for girls under 18, it had sexual content. We really shared the information with each other. Sharing how these kids are having half naked or naked pictures of themselves as the default picture .
He shared how he found out later his daughter had a fake ID when she was 16 to show she was older, his daughter now over 21.
We discussed how scary it is as parents. Many of these kids post what schools they go to including city and state names. Some I have found post phone numbers and addresses as well and exactly the locations they hang out.
Kids are stupid! They might change the age but they forget to edit everything else. Its not hard to do the math and figure out the start date of the high school the are listing and when they say they are going to graduate. Hmm, it is quite odd when a person says they are 18 but indicates they won't graduate from their high school until 2008. All their favorite shows and tv revolves around teenagers or cartoons and video games where they hang out is teenage places. When their posts mention high school subjects and issues well its kind of a dead give away.

I don't know what is scarier, a teenager posting half naked pictures flirting around and indicating their sexual desires and little party animals, or it might be a setup from law enforcement. It's a gross and disguisting game either way and I will have no part in. What the hell would I do with anyone under the age of 21 in any capacity. I have no intention of ever meeting anyone of any age through myspace p-l-e-a-s-e!
The exception only being people I have personally known and happen to have profile there.

Myspace is a sucky space for perve and little ones who want to be pervs or to be perved.

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

born with a higher purpose

Yesterday, I was told maybe I was born for a higher purpose. I don't know about that. It's a nice thought to be said though. Reviewing, I have always had some job that served people in some capacity. In the last few years my serving has been towards family.
I have been serving the needs of parent units. Most recently being as available as possible for my own parent unit and cancer and treatments coming up. I ask for nothing in return, I want for nothing in return.
I struggle with my own health and keep silent how much it torments my mind and soul. I struggle with just not being able to do the things I want to do or need to be done. No matter how crappy I feel I am there for my family. I am quite honest with my closets friends of my issues.
I struggle with not being able to give my family a better life such as a house. Yet, I am able to convey the most important things in life...family!
I struggle with the mirror showing me flaws that increase month after month. Year after year seeing my face looking less and less attractive. I struggle with looking deeper knowing its not the world that revolves around myself, yet the way I treat people does, like a domino effect. I struggle wondering if its Karma...I made one big mistake in my life. I wronged only myself and disappointed those close to me 13 years ago. Is it karma that year after year I give and give to family and not have the worthiness of apperication. It is karma kicking my ass.
Another year will come and not a friend to celebrate my birth day. Another year to come just not worthy of a break from the mirror. That is why my my flaws get worse and worse and my teeth will fall out, or be pulled another year . It is my punishment.
I continue to just be there for family. No matter what, thick or thin its family maybe if I am lucky years from now when I need the assistance my offspring will be there for me.

Higher purpose. No, its not a higher purpose its doing the human thing and taking care of ones own family.
One day I will have a good reason to wake up too, something to look forward too. Otherwise its the same thing day in day out, family! Its not so bad.