Happy birthday to me to me

If I am not careful I will burst into some Queen lyric.
June is my birth month and I plan to celebrate all month.

Down fall of middle America?

" OMG! Please! *rolls eyes* I'm 21 years old and I have been on MySpace for years. Stop blaming the down fall of middle America on a website. It's not the website's fault. It's parents needing to watch what their kids do online. But, no, most are too busy with other things than to actually have a one on one relationship with their kid. It's sad the way people nowadys are blaming things on TV, movies, music, and the internet. It's sick. I raised all 4 of my sisters b/c my parents weren't around and only the oldest has a MySpace. She's monitered on it to some extent, but she's also not dumb enough to post addresses and phone numbers. And another thing, if parents would open up a bit more and not go hogwild when their kid tells them they've been drinking or having sex, they'd tell you more. I lost my virginity at the age of 17... to the man I'm married to today... and I told my mom the next day. Also, I used to sneak out every night and go drinking and partying... it's what you do at a young age... and if I'd get too drunk to drive, I'd call my mom... b/c she wouldn't flip out. She was very understanding. So, the decay of society is in the people who raise their kids WAY to strictly or not enough."

The above comment was left on this post. I have read and re-read my post. I do not believe I am implying Myspace is the fall of middle America. No if the fall of American society is the lack of invovlement with the youth from parents.

Personaly I don't care how much a youth "parties", I did myself it really depends on the youth and their maturity and responsiblity levels. I do believe my own children's fantasies come from watching too much tv.

MY biggest problem which continues as of just yesterday is underage boys solicitation for sex from Myspace. An example I recieved a request for friends the nickname was like Joe30year old male, yet going to the profile to double check it said 14 years old and the profile was set to private. My biggest problem is underage girls who do have pictures of themselves half naked and clearly state they are underage. My problem is I have seen with my own eyes how these underage persons will say what school they go to and the exact locations of their hangouts. They will link to each other and will talk about all hanging out with each other. I have seen it! underage girls invites for a party at a certain location.

MY question is where is the parents? Very scarry shit! Every week the tv shows how pervs are wanting sex with underage girls and busted! My own stats on this site is looking for underage naked pics and so forth.

The post of which the comment was made was filled with I, I and I . It was filled with my own eyes and experiences.

BIG challenge worlds largest fly squatter

Tom Cruise verses Kirk Cameron...religion, religion , pointing the finger up on the soap boxes. Sinners!, the world is coming to an end. Repent!
Tom Cruise by far the most annoying, he gets more media coverage.
Punk em both with World's largest fly squatter ..No one likes to be told "Loser" Duh!

What the F is wrong with this generation of girl teens

Not just my teenager but it seams to be a common thread in many households, little diva teens thinking the parents owe them fabulous lifestyles. It’s a class they take in school from 7th grade on. The response for everything " I don't have a big house, big backyard, my own room, fancy furniture" While myself and other parents I have talked too, wonder when are they going to take responsibility for their actions the children so absorbed in their fantasy world just wanna point the finger your too poor for my tastes that’s why I mess up over and over.

They have no real clue about what rich or poor really is. Living in middle class neighborhoods yet they want more they want what they see on tv. They actually think the negative attention actions will fly to get them the lifestyles of Parris Hilton.

It doesn’t matter these girls never go without. They have not lived as if the family had millions and millions but their attitudes are they did and lost it all.

Middle class parents tell the divas what the household has, we have, worked and saved for, nothing is given too you in life. Even those people who are so called rich work.

NO my diva thinks we are poor, her allowance is too low.

These girls have a secret class they go to. How to work on the parents, to give them the lifestyles of the rich and famous. None of them have it , none! How per-fect, escape from personal responsibility it’s the parents fault for not providing the house in the Hampton’s.

The stupid movies and shows parents saving the room just as they left the room, no she doesn’t understand that doesn’t really happen and many times parents who are grandparents sell their homes for much smaller.

I sure can work out deals for home loans, I won’t just because she wants it. No its all going to be on my own terms and when I have even more savings. It will be the perfect house to my wants and needs not hers. A friend of mine took out a second mortgage for her teen daughter bought into all the crap, it made no difference … they just want more.

When these girls move out, do their thing college, work, what-ver, they are going to find out how much that reality stick upside their heads really stings.

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I would have made a great drill sergeant. I sure can be a hard ass.

Hey Mickey!

Mickey Happy Birthday to you.

...better change your ways...

POP, a fraction of a second my mind wonders was that a balloon? Oh wait there isn't any balloons in the house. Ou-ch, it happened so fast I don't remember the order. Did I feel the pain in my hand then release or was the action that forced the release? I felt like my heart stopped for a fraction of second when I did hear the POP.
The children came from the other room and even from outside. "What happened?" As my hand shakes and throbs the realization the lighter had exploded in my hand right after lighting my cigarette. I told the kids the lighter exploded in my hand. In the moment, a bit of shock of what just took place. The pads of my skin under my fingers were hurting , not too bad, brushing off small shards of plastic and observing the bigger pieces on the counter and the broken lighter on the ground.
About 30 minutes of my hand shaking and the adrenaline rush, I was unable to eat the dinner I had prepared. No signs of injury, no swelling nor burns, just the uneasy feeling of un-trust for a cheap lighter.

Time to start investing in Zippos or quit.

mothers and daughters...rat...

A couple weeks ago I had a rat in my kitchen. Needless to say I wasn't happy about it. After a couple of days, I took matters into my own and got all over the landlords case about the unwanted visitor. A heavy duty rat trap was delivered to my home and while the kids were in bed it went off.
The kids were pretty upset. I just couldn't allow a wild rat in my home. Seriously concerned over every member of my homes health, it had to die. I couldn't let it continue to keep trying to get into packaged foods on the counters. I had to protect my family from potential health problems it was wild! Ok, I was skiddish about the whole situation, but the spouse and I were discussing future rodent type pet and the kids knew it.

For the past couple of weeks, the kids been taunting me about rats. It’s just a game and I ignored it.
My teen daughter got busted last night. Nuttin like yelling at a child late late in the evening about a pet she has been hiding from her parents for a month. No no no, the rat pet can not stay. Myself and the spouse demanded she take it right out the house and back to the person she got it from.
Oh my poor baby girl. I have read her journaling ...Mom is this and that and it’s unfair for her to get punished or disciplined for her actions. We warned her if she messed up one more time a certain thing would be taken away. We always follow up with the consequences we say. No in her journaling Mom is wrong. She shouldn't be in trouble over having hidden a rat without any permission for a month in her room.

This is my house, and my spouses too. No child of mine will get away with hiding pets.
I do believe I am within my rights of a parent to do something fair and just for this action.

Teen daughters can’t beat them over the head with bricks ….

danger (Will) Robinson danger...danger

It's the end of the world as we know it, and I'll be fine. Oh my Peanut Butter, Preacher Robertson makes predication for the US. Embarrassment to the Christian religion, the viewer ship for the 700 club must be going down. Where is he for China? Come on Nostradamus give me something can really use. If its not viewer ship down, maybe he is a media whore, maybe he going with the theory natural disasters, volcano eruptions and earthquakes travel the world. Any event he lost any creditability long ago.

Not being of righteous background I predict with absolute certainty there will be hurricanes to hit Florida and Gulf States. California sometime in the near future will have an earthquake. The Midwest will have tornados.

Its my personality's fault

At last I am free, free at last I know what my problem is, the church of Scientology spam me so.

"The Church of Scientology Mission of Sherman Oaks is extending an invitation to you to receive an OCA Personality Test and evaluation free of any charge or obligation.
Your personality has everything to do with your income, your future, your personal relationships, and your life.A test of this kind would normally cost you $500.00 and up. It is offered to you here free of charge as a public service.If you are not happy with life, you can find out why."

I am not going to no dianetics seminar. No cult experience for me. No I will just live with my personality flaws, now I have something to blame, the world is beautiful.
I hate my life I will just blame my personality sounds good to me, myself and I.

screaming

Every day about the same time I hear a female voice scream. Some days I hear another female voice yell "Stop screaming". I have listened carefully many times. Not once has the screamer called out any words such as help or don't. Not one word just screams. It lasts about 5 seconds sometimes longer. It does make me wonder is it a person or a bird.
I have no idea where its coming from just that I hear it.

I have always wondered...Do guys really think its hot when the girl screams during those moments of passion or is it just annoying as hell?

mothers day

FCSuper has lost his blogging love for me. Every holiday I can expect an internet card from him, its usually the first or only one I get sometimes, not today though. I know better then to expect anything from anyone.
That's ok really. Today will be the kids making brunch for me and the mother in law, under the supervision of the spouse. I would have tried to take the mother in law to church cause its Sunday and she can't drive herself. Everytime I ask her about taking her and if she is going she responds rather strangely. Week after week its the same response.
No, don't take me, the weekend is the only time you have with your kids. You don't get to see them all week.
I do say everytime, they live here, I don't work and you see them everyday.
She only comes back I know they live here.

I let it go. I don't understand why week after week she says the same thing and implies the kids don't live here.

I never had...meme

inspired by kb's never had meme list..
1.never played doom, or any other popular game
2. never had interest in owning any gaming console
3. never downloaded music or a movie
4. never bought or sold anything from ebay
5. never got child immunizations
6. never got my tonsils removed
7. never got anything pierced beyond my ears
8. never screwed an Asian
9. never screwed my friend’s boyfriends
10. never ate a meal during the hours of 3:30am-6:59am
11. never visited a Colonial State
12. never been on a cruise longer then 3 hours
13. never been to Hawaii
14. never skied on snow or water
15 never been to Disneyworld
16. never been Mardi Gras
17. never afraid to speak my mind
18. never said sorry for speaking my mind
19 never driven a vehicle over 91 miles an hour
20. never had a crush on a celebrity
21. never caught a fish big enough to keep
22. never cleaned a fish
23. never danced in the rain naked
24. never driven on route 66
25. never traveled on a river
26. never played anything beyond slots and blackjack in Vegas
27. never had the feeling was loved unconditionally exception of own children
28. never not cried when hearing a stories, when massive tragedy occurs
29.never understood purpose of golf even after playing it once
30. never could understand how a cartoon could be sexy or attractive

sex, drugs, and killing Friday matchup

Kennedy family just loves controversy. Sex, drugs, alcoholism, and taking over their relatives estate affairs, if they aren’t lining up and drawing the lottery who will drop dead next they are killing someone. They are the ones behind un born citizens should be President of the United States, keep it in the family!
Kansas what a backass state. Raising the marriage minimum age to 15 from 0 is nothing to be proud of. No child under 18 should get married how sad.

No goose or duck livers to be sold in Chicago. That's right those birds are annoying animals any way. They shit everywhere, have small brains bring diseases like West Nile and Avian bird flu . Band on all poultry throughout the world! The World Government knows what’s best! Poultry= evil health problems wait a minute it’s not the World Government its PETA the underground mafia. my bad.

standard sayings.. 99% sure ...not really...

Another interesting thing about being around people who are receiving various life saving treatments, such as radiation is the tendency to ask the same questions.
How long ago did you get your brain surgery?
Where did you get your brain surgery?
What were your symptoms prior?
Who's your doctor you’re seeing in here?
What is your treatment?
Lastly, which I find most curious...Did your doctor team tell you, there is 99% chance it’s not cancer but we should operate anyway? Answer: Yes

I wonder if it's something doctors learn in school...Don't scare the patients going into surgery...no it's better for them to be disappointed when they come out surgery. Every conversation I heard was the same. Everyone was told 99% not cancer but really was the case.

Yikes, I did personally have conversations with people going through their 3rd brain surgery and treatments. By the 3rd time its old hat and driving themselves to the treatments. I just wanted to hug the person. I think to myself where is that persons friends or family, really not something should have to experience alone even if its actually a couple of minutes of treatment.

combinations

The new and updated version of tomb raider kinda looks like Carmen Electra. Maury and Connie is as funny as this show, but is more like this show. Actually, I was rather pleasantly surprised at the humor and the well the show in general.